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Finally, this divisive budget battle in Covington is over and we can all start to -
Wait, what's that? It's not over? What's that? We're going to court now?
Oh, for the love of William Goebel! You're killing me, smalls!
Has there ever been an issue more difficult to understand than the one our City has spent the past six months debating? There are Michener novels less challenging to follow.
I've gone to the Commission meetings. I even sat in on almost every line-by-line budget analysis in which I was convinced that Gateway College's urban campus had already opened, inside City Hall, and the commissioners and administrators were the wide-eyed freshmen filing in for Accounting 101 praying to God that Professor Bob Due wouldn't call on them.
Wait, what's that? It's not over? What's that? We're going to court now?
Oh, for the love of William Goebel! You're killing me, smalls!
Has there ever been an issue more difficult to understand than the one our City has spent the past six months debating? There are Michener novels less challenging to follow.
I've gone to the Commission meetings. I even sat in on almost every line-by-line budget analysis in which I was convinced that Gateway College's urban campus had already opened, inside City Hall, and the commissioners and administrators were the wide-eyed freshmen filing in for Accounting 101 praying to God that Professor Bob Due wouldn't call on them.
I've talked to union members facing health care and worse, job cuts. I've listened to their confusion over how the people who patrol, respond to and improve our streets found themselves as the villains in this overwrought play.I've done all of this for months now.
AND I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON IN MY HOMETOWN!