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Friday, June 1, 2012

"UNPRECEDENTED SUPPORT" FOR COVINGTON'S DESIRED CHANGES ON BRIDGE PROJECT

THE RIVER CITY NEWS MORE COVINGTON NEWS THAN ANY OTHER SOURCE
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by Michael Monks 
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The City of Covington expressed its gratitude Friday for the outpouring of support from surrounding communities, elected officials, and various civic organizations as it hopes to see changes implemented to the preferred design of the Brent Spence Bridge project. That design, noted as "Alternative I", currently inhibits access to Downtown Covington and several other key areas within the city, a proposal so serious that "the death of Covington" was predicted at multiple public forums. However, Covington's rallying cry has been heard and answered. 
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“The citizens and businesses of Covington are most appreciative of the unprecedented level of support from a broad range of political, business, civic and other community leaders from the region for the City’s concerns and requests related to the proposed Alternative I plan for the Brent Spence Bridge project," Covington City Manager Larry Klein said in a news release. "It 
seems nearly unanimous that good access to our City for current and future residents, businesses and visitors is recognized as critical to the success of our City.” 
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The Kentucky Transportation Cabinet accepted public input on the matter through last Friday, May 25. The City had hosted multiple public forums to express concerns that the current preferred design of the long-awaited Brent Spence Bridge project does not offer direct access to Covington's Fifth Street exit when traveling northbound on Interstate 75, an important access route Covington's Downtown, riverfront, and Mainstrasse entertainment district. The plan, as it stands now, would require drivers to the Twelfth Street exit and then travel a new, one-way, local road through several traffic lights to reach those areas. 
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Additionally, while access to Fifth Street (and Ninth Street) would be available for southbound drivers on Interstate 75, the decision point to make that exit would be located one mile north of the river near the Cincinnati Museum Center. If a driver were to miss that opportunity, the only chance to come to Covington would require exiting at Kyles Lane in Fort Wright. There would be no opportunity to exit into the City when it becomes visible to drivers. 
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Also of concern was the elimination of access to Devou Park at Lewis Street and the effect the project may have on Goebel Park in Mainstrasse. Joining the Covington City Commission in publicly voicing support for the city's hoped-for changes in this bridge battle were United States Senators Mitch McConnell and Rand Paul, United States Congressman Geoff Davis, the Kenton County fiscal court, the City of Newport, the City of Ludlow, Taylor Mill Mayor Dan Bell, the City of Bellevue, the Transit Authority of Northern Kentucky (TANK), the Northern Kentucky Area Planning Commission, the Northern Kentucky Area Development District, the Northern Kentucky Chamber of Commerce, the Tri-County Economic Development Corporation (Tri-Ed), Vision 2015, the Covington Business Council, the Northern Kentucky Convention & Visitors Bureau, Corporex, the Cincinnati Marriott at RiverCenter, the Behringer-Crawford Museum, the Kenton County Public Library, the Kentucky Symphony Orchestra, and the Drees Pavillion in Devou Park.
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SEE EXCERPTS FROM THE LETTERS AND OFFICIAL RESOLUTIONS BELOW

Saturday, April 21, 2012

NEWS ROUND-UP -- SATURDAY MORNING 21 APR

by Michael Monks 
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THE RIVER CITY NEWS MORE COVINGTON NEWS THAN ANY OTHER SOURCE
DID YOU MISS...
A BUSY FRIDAY FULL OF HEADLINES?
An exclusive interview with the third candidate running for Mayor of Covington whose platform includes promoting tourism and fighting what she calls the "homosexual agenda"; 
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The City of Covington is closing one city pool while keeping open two more... for now; 
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Report: Five patients died of drug overdoses in the care of the Florence doctor that wants to open a methadone clinic in Covington; 
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Kenton County Judge-Executive Steve Arlinghaus: "We don't have to provide a 911 service"; 
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Click the link below and get caught up!
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   KEEP COVINGTON BEAUTIFUL
If you are not already out in the neighborhoods helping the local effort of the Great American Clean-up, go join! The city-wide clean-up goes until noon today with larger efforts at Goebel Park and the Police Memorial. 
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SEE ALSO: Governor Beshear proclaims next week "Earth Week" press release
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   RALLY IN COVINGTON TODAY INSPIRED BY 
    TRAYVON MARTIN SHOOTING IN FLORIDA
The shooting death of a Florida teenager at the hands of a neighborhood watch leader has ignited debate across the country and now several people in Covington are organizing a rally for this afternoon:
The Covington community is invited to convene for a rally to discuss community issues and Kentucky’s Castle Doctrine, which is similar to the Florida law that has been used as a reason not to arrest, and suggested as a defense, in the case of George Zimmerman, who shot Martin in a situation that Zimmerman appeared to have started.
Confirmed guest speakers and performers include:
  • Jerome Bowles- President, Northern Kentucky NAACP
  • Ms. Bennie Doggett- President, East Side Neighborhood Association
  • Bishop Nerrick Jackson-Founder, Grace of God Ministries
  • Kris Nevels-Attorney, Nevels Law Office
  • Vibe-One-Owner, E.S.A Entertainer/Producer
The rally is scheduled for Saturday, April 21, 2012, at Randolph Park, 8th and Greenup Street, Covington, Kentucky 41011. It will run from 3-5:30 p.m. 
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Meanwhile, there's a neo-Nazi rally today in Frankfort Barefoot & Progressive
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CONVICTED: MUGSHOT ROUND-UP
Who's going to prison and who got probation this week at Kenton County Circuit Court? Your weekly mugshot round-up is at the link. Click it. 

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COVINGTON QUICKIES 
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Vision 2015 is looking for artists to work on murals Vision 2015  
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Covington Independent Public Schools staff presents at national conference Facebook 
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St. John's Congregational Church in Botany Hills will celebrate its 120th anniversary next month Cincinnati Enquirer 
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Covington Police host career day with students from John G. Carlisle, St. Augustine, and Holy Cross Facebook 
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Survey shows decline in tobacco and alcohol use by local teens WKRC
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CONGRATULATIONS TO THE HOLMES HIGH SCHOOL BAND:
From the schools: 

The High School Concert Band and High School Symphonic Band performed in the KMEA Band Performance Assessment today at Ryle High School. Both ensembles played very well and had many compliments of the performances. We are happy to report that the: High School Concert Band received a Proficient RatingHigh School Symphonic band received a Proficient Rating. Please congratulate the band members on a job very well done.  
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    IS IT FINALLY OVER IN FRANKFORT? 
It appears that the special session of the Kentucky General Assembly has come to a close. Governor Beshear offers his thanks: 
“I am thrilled, and Kentuckians should be as well, that the General Assembly joined with me in taking a giant step forward in addressing one of the biggest problems facing our people – prescription drug abuse. House Bill 1, passed in the special session today, gives us an aggressive, broad spectrum of policies needed to fight this problem on multiple fronts.
I’m also pleased that lawmakers passed a Transportation budget bill, needed for funding necessary projects around the state. I placed only two items in the special session call, and the legislature responded by passing both in the shortest possible time.
Even though the final version of the prescription drug bill doesn’t include every element we had hoped, it is an enormous bipartisan accomplishment, and it restores Kentucky as a leading state in innovative tactics in battling prescription drug abuse. The elements of the bill will also help prevent Kentucky from becoming a source state for prescription pills. 
Read the full statement here. 

SEE ALSO: Legislature ends special session cn|2 
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    NKU BASEBALL COACH IS HERO WHEN TRUCK  
        DRIVER SUFFERS HEART ATTACK
NKU pitching coach Dizzy Peyton
via
From WLWT
Northern Kentucky University's baseball team had just left for a trip to a game in Indiana when they noticed a semi-trailer's driver slumped over the wheel of his truck, which was inching along U.S. 27.
Two of the team's coaches sprang into action.
"We jumped up on the step and I beat on the window for a second and no response, then figured a brake is a brake, so we stepped on the brake got it stopped, and our athletic trainer came over to assess what was going on," said Dizzy Peyton, pitching coach.
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LOTS OF AIRPORT NEWS TODAY...
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State Rep. Dennis Keene (D-Wilder) says he is courting a low cost carrier for CVG Business Courier 
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CVG looks to offset reduced flights Cincinnati Enquirer 
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Airport reinvention is underway Cincinnati Enquirer 
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   KENTUCKY HUMAN RIGHTS COMMISSION ISSUES RULINGS ON CASES
At its headquarters in Louisville, Ky., the board ruled to accept three conciliation agreements, dismiss 31 complaints with findings of no probable cause to believe discrimination occurred, accept four case withdrawals giving complainants the right to file private suits, and accept three withdrawals where parties reached private settlements once the complaints were filed with the commission. 
Full details on the cases here. 

SEE ALSO: Lexington t-shirt company prepares defense in discrimination case Herald-Leader 
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QUICKIES
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Local celebrity chef Jean-Robert de Cavel was arrested for DUI Cincinnati Enquirer 
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TV show seeks locals to appear on Amish-themed reality program CityBeat 

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Nationally, Lexington buys the most e-readers Herald-Leader 
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     PRESIDENT OBAMA & GEORGE CLOONEY
Want a chance to hang out with both of these men at the same time? Click Here 
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          THE WILDCATS ARE COMING TO NORTHERN KENTUCKY!
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Anthony Davis to visit Florence Cincinnati Enquirer 
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Six Wildcats making local appearances Cincinnati Enquirer 
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Nerlens Noel's UK notebook ESPN 
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Rick Pitino names horses after star players ESPN 
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CINCINNATI MAYOR MARK MALLORY STILL WEARS DREDS FROM TV SHOW
LOL: 
Long after filming the reality show Undercover Boss it has been revealed that Mayor Mark Mallory continues to make use of the dreadlocks wig from the show. The wig is reportedly being used at least weekly by the Mayor, alarming many in his inner circle. 
Derf Magazine (satire) 

Monday, April 16, 2012

NEWS ROUND-UP -- MONDAY MORNING 16 APR

by Michael Monks 
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THE RIVER CITY NEWS MORE COVINGTON NEWS THAN ANY OTHER SOURCE
RESTORING RIVERS COULD HELP COOL CITIES
Covington is already "cool", but this article talks about temperature: 
Besides the recreational possibilities, urban rivers could provide another benefit to cities: cooling. But while city dwellers flock to the riverbank on a hot summer day, there’s been little research on how rivers' cooling effect works and what could be done to maximize its impact. But a new, multi-year study from the University of Sheffield in England shows that rivers help cool cities when they need it most, during the hottest hours of the warmer months. 
The study is part of a larger project looking at urban river corridors and sustainability and a broader trend of considering how water and water management can help create low-energy cities. Because cities are full of hard surfaces that absorb heat and slough off water into drainage systems, they retain heat and are significantly warmer than the rural areas that surround them. More heat means more energy is needed to cool them down. 
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  SPECIAL SESSION CALLED TO FRANKFORT TODAY
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PLENTY OF BLAME TO GO AROUND ON LEGISLATIVE FAILINGS
Senate President David Williams assembled weary reporters in his Capitol office to tell them it was Gov. Steve Beshear who had caused the 2012 legislative session to fall apart in the last hours and that the House leadership was untrustworthy, too, because it refused to override vetoes.
About a half-hour later, the governor had the same reporters come to his office to assure them it was, in fact, the Senate president’s fault that we would all be back for a special session today, and that he had, in fact, “whooped” Williams last November. 
Courier-Journal/Joseph Gerth 

BESHEAR, WILLIAMS RIVALRY MAY SPILL INTO NOVEMBER ELECTIONS
Half of the Senate’s thirty-eight seats are up for election this fall. And Beshear says he thinks Williams’ polarizing presence could become an issue in those races.
“You know this November, I’m sure he’ll be a political issue. He’ll probably be a political issue for both Democrats and Republicans. If I were a Republican right now I think I’d be running against him, just like a Democrat would be,” he says. 
WFPL/Kenny Colston 
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One key issue today in Frankfort is the roads bill and Covington is depending on a lot of money from it. Check out the full text of it here.
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NKU MAY NAME NEW PRESIDENT EARLY THIS WEEK
An announcement could come at any moment on who will be the next leader of Northern Kentucky University. One of three finalists pulled his name from consideration late last week, leaving two possibilities: 
David Eisler, president of Ferris State University in Michigan, told media outlets there Saturday that he had withdrawn from NKU's search.
That leaves Jonathan Gibralter, president of Frostburg State University in Maryland, and Geoffrey Mearns, provost of Cleveland State University, in the running to replace the retiring Jim Votruba. 
Cincinnati Enquirer/Cliff Peale  
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JOB AVAILABLE AT VISION 2015
The organization charged with executing a ten-year strategic plan for NKY is looking for a new strategic initiatives manager: 
The successful employee will be responsible for the overall direction, coordination, implementation, execution, control and completion of specific projects/initiatives. This person will develop strategies for reaching key community goals, convene stakeholders, and lead volunteer teams in the execution and implementation. Leadership and coordination of programs and initiatives will be focused around the community goals identified in the 2005 Shaping Our Future Report which can be downloaded atwww.vision2015.org
Full details at the link. 
Vision 2015 
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DON'T MISS THE MOST COMPREHENSIVE COVERAGE OF COVINGTON -- IT'S ALL INSIDE THE SUNDAY EDITION
"The week that was and the week that will be in Covington" 
        The River City News -- The Sunday Edition 
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QUICKIES
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Arnie's on the Levee goes smoke-free Facebook 
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Over-the-Rhine's transformation is far from over Cincinnati Enquirer 
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UK basketball senior Eloy Vargas takes high school student to her prom WBKO 
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West Latonia Neighborhood Association meets tonight Click Here 

TALENTED HOLMES STUDENTS WIN BIG HONORS AT SKILLS USA COMPETITION
From Covington Independent Public Schools
Students in SkillsUSA at Holmes High School are finishing another successful year, placing high in the state contest and qualifying for the national competition.
Three students from the Chapman Career and Technical Education Center on the Holmes campus placed in the state SkillsUSA competition held in Louisville earlier this month. The winners from Holmes include: 1st place, Autumn Martin, Customer Service; 2nd place Zach Mardis, Telecommunications Cabling; 3rd Place, Ashley Daniel and Christina Fukano, Promotional Bulletin Board. Receiving the Kentucky Statesmen award include: Mrs. Shawn Wood, Zach Mardis, Kyle Poe, Katelyn Watson, Robert Hughes-Carr, Nicole Lang, Christina Fukano, and Gentry Fryler.

More than 500 students tested their skills in the state competition. The first place winners qualify for the national SkillsUSA competition that will be held in Kansas City, Mo. 
David Schaefer, regional district director for the North Central Regional District, and technology teacher at Holmes, said he is proud of his students. “The students were awesome. They represented themselves, Holmes High School and Chapman very well,’’ Schaefer said.

Teachers and students involved with SkillsUSA were honored at the Covington Board of Education meeting on Thursday night. Kyle Poe, president of the Holmes chapter, thanked the board for supporting the program and his teachers for investing their time to work with students and taking them to the competition. Kyle, a senior, believes he is more than prepared for college, thanks to the classes and hands-on experience he has received at Holmes. He will attend Western Kentucky University, where he will major in broadcasting. 
With 300 students, Holmes has the largest SkillsUSA Chapter in the state, Schaefer said. SkillsUSA is a partnership of students, teachers and industry working together to ensure America has a skilled workforce. The motto for Skills USA is “preparing students for the world of work.’’ 
Besides Schaefer, teachers Shawn Wood and Bill Wagner worked with the students at the state competition this year. Holmes offers a variety of classes through career clusters that prepares students for the world of work, including: 
Automotive Tech/ Repair: Auto Body Repair, Automotive TechnologyBusiness and Marketing: Marketing, ManagementCreative and Performing Arts: Instrumental Music, Theatre, Visual Art, Vocal MusicEducation: Early Childhood Education, Teaching and TrainingHealth Services: Allied Health, Biomedical, Pre‐MedInformation Technologies: Networking (Computer Maintenance and Repair), Radio and TV Technology, Visual CommunicationsManufacturing and Construction: Carpentry, Electricity, WeldingPublic Service: Leadership Education (MCJROTC) Law Enforcement, Pre‐Law
Students are also required to complete a professional development program that teaches them how to work with in teams to learn the art of collaboration.
When students complete the courses at Chapman, they are definitely ready for college and careers, Schaefer said. 
“On top of just getting actual career training, the students also get the leadership skills that go hand- and- hand with job skills,’’ Schaefer said. “They are also being exposed to different contractors and future employers. At state and national competitions, I have seen students get offered jobs right on the spot. The employers know these students are well-rounded and have an understanding of the work.’’
Way to go, kids (and teachers)!

Tuesday, March 27, 2012

NEWS ROUND-UP -- TUESDAY MORNING 27 MAR

by Michael Monks 
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THE RIVER CITY NEWS MORE COVINGTON NEWS THAN ANY OTHER SOURCE
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RIVER'S EDGE GROUNDBREAKING SET FOR FRIDAY
The housing development that will replace Jacob Price will break ground on Friday:
Please remember to join us on Friday, March 30th for the Groundbreaking Ceremonies for Rivers Edge at Eastside Pointe at 10:00 a.m.
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COVINGTON PD LT COL WAS ALSO KARATE PIONEER, AUTHOR IN NKY
Former Covington Police Lieutenant Colonel Bill Dometrich, who passed away last week at 77, was also well-known in karate circles: 
Dometrich was a retired soldier and Boone County Sheriff’s Deputy, but the “Hanshi” honorific, meaning the equivalent of “teacher of teachers” or “grand master” in Japanese, is in recognition of his introduction of the Chitō-ryū style of karate to the United States. While Dometrich was in Japan in the early 1950’s as a member of the U.S. Army, he sought karate training by an Okinawan living in Japan who was a practitioner of Chitō-ryū karate. When he returned to the United States, he became one of the first Americans to teach karate and the first to teach that style here, eventually starting a school in Covington. He also wrote the book, Karate: The Endless Quest. 
More at the link, including information on funeral services: FOX 19  
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MURAL MEETING TONIGHT IN COVINGTON
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KENTUCKY T-SHIRT COMPANY REFUSES GAY GROUP'S REQUEST
Lexington-based Hands On T-shirts is the subject of a discrimination complaint after the company refused to create shirts for a gay pride event, saying that the company is a Christian one: 
Hands On Originals declined to discuss its decision and instead issued the following statement to the Herald-Leader:
"Hands On Originals both employs and conducts business with people of all genders, races, religions, sexual preferences and national origins," said an owner of the company, Blaine Adamson. "However, due to the promotional nature of our products, it is the prerogative of the company to refuse any order that would endorse positions that conflict with the convictions of the ownership." 
Herald-Leader/Scott Sloan 
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FRANKFORT
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Little resolved as General Assembly session winds down Cincinnati Enquirer 
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Copper theft bill heads to Governor's desk Bluegrass Politics 
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Senate bill would require placement agents to register as lobbyists Herald-Leader 
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Statewide campaign planned on early signs of autism Herald-Leader 
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           MARCH MADNESS
Governor Steve Beshear and Lieutenant Governor Jerry Abramson spoke with ESPN Monday evening and demonstrated that the UK/UofL rivalry reaches the highest point of state government: 
Final Four can bring influx of student applications Herald-Leader 
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Winning teams bring big bonuses for Calipari Herald-Leader 
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Pitino is due a big bonus, too Business First 
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Travel agencies swamped with Final Four requests Herald-Leader 
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Pitino: UofL needs a Villanova-like effort to beat UK Herald-Leader 
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NCAA memorabilia is selling fast Courier-Journal 
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Pitino has plenty to lose against UK Herald-Leader 
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Lexington to crack down on celebratory fire starters Herald-Leader 
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Louisville professor has a near perfect bracket 84 WHAS 
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Thursday, March 15, 2012

NEWS ROUND-UP -- THURSDAY EVENING 15 MAR

by Michael Monks 
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THE RIVER CITY NEWS MORE COVINGTON NEWS THAN ANY OTHER SOURCE
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STORMY THURSDAY PHOTOS SUBMITTED BY READERS: 
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From Candy in Licking Riverside

 
From Josh in Botany Hills
COVINGTON DEPARTMENT REVIEWS BEGIN IN FIRE DEPARTMENT
From Mike Rutledge: 
Through Wednesday, the visitors had been at fire stations on six days. Prior to their arrival at fire and police offices, “they sent us a list of information that they wanted to see beforehand,” Norris said. “And we sent them stacks of statistics and information about the department – the equipment, the manning, the personnel, for their review before they arrived here.”
“There’s a lot of interviewing that’s taking place,” Scheper said, noting the safety departments’ operations are being compared with counterparts elsewhere. 
Every department within the City will undergo this review as part of Mayor Chuck Scheper's 10-point plan. 
Cincinnati Enquirer/Mike Rutledge  
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A BUSY DAY IN FRANKFORT

Jobless rate is down in 114 counties Press Release 
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House will vote Friday on $3.5 billion roads bill Bluegrass Politics 
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Kentucky gets $8.4 million to help low-achieving schools WKYT 
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Senate approves 3 Constitutional amendments Bluegrass Politics 
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Wait... make that 4 Constitutional amendments Courier-Journal
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KY Supreme Court to hear Amish buggy sign case WKYT 
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Senator scraps phone bill Herald-Leader 
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Former aide to Tipper Gore named cabinet secretary cn|2 
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Making Pikeville College a state school would have minimal impact on education, study says Herald-Leader 
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State House gives donations to Red Cross for storm victims WKYT 
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Counties affected by tornadoes are eligible for food benefits Press Release 
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SHOCKING: STUDENT FALLS FROM BUILDING AT MURRAY STATE
As the Racers basketball team was set to take the court in Louisville, back on campus a tragedy was unfolding. A student reportedly fell from a window in the fine arts building and died in front of several students and professors. 
The Murray State News 
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THE RIVER CITY NEWS MORE COVINGTON NEWS THAN ANY OTHER SOURCE
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DON'T MISS THIS EXCLUSIVE REPORT ON THE FUTURE OF DOWNTOWN COVINGTON!
Check out all the exciting ideas for a newly re-envisioned Downtown Covington. One idea removes the old jail in favor of a public gathering area, another redefines Cathedral Square, and many more great ideas at the link. Click it.

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SEE ALSO: Did you miss this morning's news?
Kentucky tests a new program for free/reduced lunch; Holmes alumni rally for heart transplant recipient; Plus, why UK fans want UPS to stop airing its newest commercial. Those stories and much more at the link. 
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WANT TO WEIGH IN ON THE MURALS TO BE PAINTED ALONG THE LICKING?
Now's your chance: 
Please join (Vision 2015) on Tuesday, March 27, 2012 for a community brainstorming session to develop ideas for the murals that will be painted along the Licking River. Artworks has partnered with Vision 2015 to create a series of 8 murals this summer as a part of the Licking River Greenway and Trails project. In order to create a unique theme for the murals that encompasses the history of Covington and the unique environment of the Licking River banks, your input is needed! 
 The meeting is at the Artisan Enterprise Center in Covington from 6:00-8:00PM. 
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QUICKIES...
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UPS meant no harm in showing video of UK's infamous 1992 loss to Duke in new ad -- in fact, it was partially created by a Kentuckian 84 WHAS 
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Fans of 3 Kentucky schools cheering on teams in Louisville (Murray won earlier, UK & WKU are on the court now as of this writing -- and Louisville won out west earlier) Herald-Leader 
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SEE ALSO: The Kentucky Sweet 16 title will not be coming to NKY this year as Boone County fell to Knott County today WKYT 
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Cincinnati names a new economic development director Press Release 
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Louisville loses "Tastiest Town in the South" honors to Lafayette, Louisiana Business First 
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Now that The Beach waterpark has closed, its season pass holders are not happy with the Kings Island agreement Local 12 
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WILL THESE GRAPHIC ADS HELP SMOKERS QUIT THE HABIT?
Yikes:
Perhaps the most dramatic CDC ad depicts the morning routine of a 51-year-old woman named Terrie. The throat cancer survivor's rituals include putting in her teeth, donning a wig, and installing an electrolarynx that gives her a harsh, synthetic voice she uses to utter: "Now you're ready for the day."
More at the link. 
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SRSLY: Pope Benedict XVI has his own cologne commissioned The Guardian 
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LOL: Cincinnati gives $1 million to Willie Nelson for new restaurant (Satire) Derf Magazine