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Thursday, August 9, 2012

NEWS ROUND-UP -- THURSDAY EVENING 9 AUGUST

THE RIVER CITY NEWS MORE COVINGTON NEWS THAN ANY OTHER SOURCE
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by Michael Monks 
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COVINGTON ROAD PROJECTS GET FEDERAL FUNDING THROUGH OKI
The Ohio-Kentucky-Indiana Regional Council of Governments (OKI) today announced $85 million in federal funding to support 33 area road projects including two in Covington:

The funds were allocated through three federal programs: the Surface Transportation Program  (STP), Congestion Mitigation/Air Quality (CMAQ) and Surface Transportation Program for  Northern Kentucky (SNK). Funding was exclusive to Butler, Clermont, Hamilton and Warren counties in Ohio and Boone, Kenton and Campbell counties in Kentucky.
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“These projects play an important role in revitalizing our region and enhancing the quality of life for our citizens,” said OKI Executive Director Mark Policinski. “OKI continues to  move projects  forward to help relieve stress from our congested roadways and provide transportation options to  save citizens time and money, attract commerce and improve our environment.” 
Covington projects on the list include:

  • $441,000 for the Caroline Underpass reconstruction from 34th Street to 26th Street in Latonia
  • $631,000 for Latonia Avenue construction from Madison Avenue to Southern Avenue and Southern Avenue to Latonia Avenue up to Grace
  • $1.2 million to replace 4 TANK buses with bike racks, security cameras, and wheelchair lifts
Other NKY projects include improvements to Carothers Road in Newport. For the full list and information: OKI  
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KENTUCKY RANKS FIRST IN TOXIC AIR POLLUTION FROM POWER PLANTS
A new report from the Natural Resources Defense Fund shines an unflattering light on the Commonwealth's air:
Maybe I’ve been watching way too much TV from London over the last few days, but it occurs to me that if they held a power plant pollution Olympics and states “won” medals for being home to the most toxic emissions, the gold, silver and bronze would go to Kentucky, Ohio and Pennsylvania.
Source: NRDC Switchboard
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More:
This year's analysis also found that toxic pollution declined by 19 percent compared to 2009 levels, which includes a 4 percent decrease in mercury emissions. In part, the reduction is due to some power companies' decision to invest in pollution controls before the standards come into effect, in essence getting a head start on the reductions. The EPA estimates that these reductions will prevent as many as 11,000 premature deaths; 130,000 asthma attacks; 5,700 hospital visits; 4,700 heart attacks; and 2,800 cases of chronic bronchitis annually. The public health improvements will save between $37 billion and $90 billion in health costs, and prevent up to 540,000 missed work or "sick" days each year.
Full story with link to full report: NRDC
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Analysis:
Even though 92 percent of Kentucky’s power comes from burning coal, the 92 percent of elected Kentucky public servants are dead set on keeping that number right where it is. 
Why? Because the mining and burning of coal is totally safe, of course. No water contamination, no asthma, no cancer. You just flip that switch in the room and the lights come on, thanks to the coal industry — which you may never question, ever, or else you hate people from Appalachia. Our governor and legislature have things totally under control, so don’t worry about it.
Full story: LEO Weekly
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KENTUCKY CORPORATION'S HEALTH CARE STANCE GOES NATIONAL
Politicos across the country are debating comments made by the CEO of Kentucky-based Papa John's Pizza, but no one had more fun with it than late night satirist-in-chief Stephen Colbert:

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Meanwhile... Bluegrass Politics reports via Twitter: "David Adams of Tea Party: Aug. 21 Frankfort rally also will urge folks to buy Papa John's, whose owner said Obamacare will hike pizza prices." So, after a week of arguing over chicken sandwiches, our new foodie wedge issue is pizza. It's gonna be a long three months, isn't it?
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WHOOPING COUGH CASES INCREASE IN NORTHERN KENTUCKY
The Northern Kentucky Health Department sent out this news via Twitter:
3 more cases of whooping cough in NKY this week. Total for year is up to 82. Age ranges from 3 weeks to 67 years old.
For info on how to prevent and treat whooping cough, also known as pertussis, click here.
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QUICKIES
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CVG, Delta improve on-time scores Business Courier 
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Support for Democrat Bill Adkins in special election urged by State Party Chairman press release 
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KY Republicans organize campaign around Democratic State House Speaker Greg Stumbo's support for President Obama WFPL 
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KY Commissioner of Agriculture James Comer to advise Mitt Romney on agriculture issues WFPL 
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Coal miners union not wild about Obama or Romney WFPL 
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It may take years for eastern Kentucky schools to recover from tornadoes Kentucky Forward 
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Kentucky Historical Society to display Civil War artifacts at state fair press release 
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Attorney General Jack Conway schedules events to warn seniors of scams press release 
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DON'T MISS THURSDAY MORNING'S NEWS
How are the candidates for office in Covington doing on the fundraising front?; The School Board will take up the issue of taxes at today's meeting; A local food truck is already expanding its services; Plus, a look at what to do in Covington this weekend! Click it.
The RC News: Thursday Morning Round-Up 
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LOUISVILLE MAN SETS TOILET ON FIRE FOR RELIGIOUS REASONS
So, this happened:
A 36-year-old Louisville man was arrested Saturday morning after police said he set a toilet on fire at a Speedway gas station and claimed he did it for “religious reasons.”

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Officers reported that Crittenden was “intoxicated on nitrous oxide from huffing the Reddi-wip,” the report said. He had “extremely slurred speech” and was unsteady on his feet, it said. Crittenden, who had already been banned from the store, was huffing the whipped cream cans in the aisles of the store, which was “causing alarm” to customers, the report said.
Wow. Full story: Courier-Journal 
Dangerous!
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MARTY BRENNAMAN TO TRIM NOSE HAIRS IF REDS WIN PENNANT
LOL:
Following a successful hair-cutting promotion last week to benefit the Reds Community Fund, Hall of Fame broadcaster Marty Brennaman announced he will publicly undergo a full nasal trim if the Reds win the National League pennant.
Full story: Derf Magazine (satire)
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AIN'T THAT AMERICA...
A man living in our nation's capital ordered a TV but received an assault rifle instead:
Thirty-eight-year-old Seth Horvitz says he purchased the 39-inch television from a third-party seller. A box arrived from UPS on Tuesday evening, and it seemed too small to contain the TV. He says he initially thought it contained accessories.
More with video: WXIX 
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10 THINGS A BURGLAR DOESN'T WANT YOU TO KNOW
Good to know info written in the form of thank-you notes from burglars:
You’d be surprised how many home owners position a mirror in their entry hall so I can see from a window if the alarm system is armed. (Yours wasn’t, but I’m guessing you know that by now!) Thanks for taking a lot of pressure off of me.

A little free advice: Relocate the mirror so your alarm system isn’t visible if someone else would peer through a window.
Of course, you could always just order an assault rifle.
Full story: House Logic 

Wednesday, August 8, 2012

NEWS ROUND-UP -- WEDNESDAY EVENING 8 AUGUST

THE RIVER CITY NEWS MORE COVINGTON NEWS THAN ANY OTHER SOURCE
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by Michael Monks 
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COVINGTON BEAUTIFICATION AWARDS HANDED OUT
The Friends of Covington handed out their annual Covington Beautification Awards Wednesday evening as part of the monthly Covington After Hours. The event, held at Molly Malone's this month, is also sponsored by the Center for Great Neighborhoods, the Latonia Business Association, and the Mainstrasse Village Association. Congratulations to all the winners:
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List of winners:
  • Patrick Delaney 417 Russell Street
  • David Rogers & Daniel Webber 2232 Madison Avenue
  • Elizabeth Valaquez 122 Summit Drive
  • Gwen Alexander 223 East 26th Street
  • Tim & Chris Eversole 1519 Maryland Avenue
  • Elizabeth Darlene Biggs 1527 Scott Boulevard
  • Michael Gaines 822 Highland Avenue
  • Tom & Kay Wilson 338 West Ninth Street
  • Scott Popham 334 Lockwood Avenue
  • Brady Bond 1109 Milton Street
  • Bonnie Harrison 2223 Oakland Avenue
  • Becky & Tom Stewart 1198 Devou Woods Drive
  • Terry & Lisa Roaden 309 View Place
  • Annie Weierman 323 East Second Street #108
  • Marc & Lisa Hult 322 East Third Street
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KY GRADUATION RATES UP, INCLUDING AT HOLMES HIGH SCHOOL
High school graduation rates are up across Kentucky, though modestly:
The state Department of Education says the rate for the 2010-11 school year was 78 percent, up from 76.7 percent the previous year. The 2010-11 figures are the latest available.
Full story: Association Press 
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Locally, Holmes High School also showed a modest improvement increasing to 61.8% for the 2010-11 school year, which is up from 60.7% in 2009-10. For the full report: Kentucky Dept of Education
For local analysis, including scores for Scott High School which saw a small reduction: Cincinnati Enquirer 
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EDITORIAL: DON'T FEAR HEALTH CARE
Kentucky's largest newspaper, The Louisville Courier-Journal, wants everyone to calm down and to stop worrying about health care reform:
In Kentucky, where more that 660,000 people have no health coverage — about 16 percent of the population — it’s particularly urgent that officials do all they possibly can to get the state’s population healthy. This state has some of the worst health outcomes in the nation in areas such as cancer, heart disease, diabetes and dental decay.
Better health care has the potential for a healthier, better-educated population and workforce.
“It’s pretty obvious this is going to result in significant savings across the system,” said U.S. Rep. John Yarmuth, a Louisville Democrat, who is not afraid to embrace health care reform and the Medicaid expansion.
Full story: Courier-Journal 
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DUKE ENERGY WARNS OF SCAM
Don't fall for this:
Duke Energy said more than 100 customers have received phone calls from crooks claiming to work for the utility explaining an amnesty program. But Duke said it's nothing more than an identity theft attempt. Jackie Davis is one of those who've received the calls from someone claiming to represent Duke and offering a checking account routing number to customers who were behind on their utility bills.
Full story: WLWT 
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DON'T MISS THE MOST COMPREHENSIVE COVERAGE OF CITY HALL
Did you catch this morning's full update on Tuesday night's Covington City Commission meeting? Food trucks got the green light to operate in the city, while one proposed zoning change was tabled for a later date; A car crash costs the City $82,500; City Commissioner offers $2,000 for money-saving ideas from the public; Plus, More Covington News Than Any Other Source -- at the link!
Full story: The River City News 
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QUICKIES
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More Kentucky counties are designated as drought disaster areas Herald-Leader 
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Farmer: This year's drought is one of 5 o6 worst ever cn|2 
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Will drought mean higher food prices? WKYT 
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SCARY: The drought is bringing more spiders into your home CNN 
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Gov. Beshear is back from his economic trip to Europe State-Journal 
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Attorney General Jack Conway may run for Governor in 2015 cn|2 
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Sen. Rand Paul likely won't serve in a Romney administration (Then again, neither will Romney) WFPL
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FOURTH DISTRICT CONGRESSTIONAL RACE UPDATE
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Republican Thomas Massie way ahead in fundraising over Democrat Bill Adkins WFPL 
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Is Thomas Massie the next Rand Paul? Reason 
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MORE QUICKIES
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Ludlow native drowns in Maysville WKRC 
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Recovery in home prices not expected till spring WLWT 
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Turfway Park cancels Kentucky Cup for second time in three years Herald-Leader 
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Amount of forest land in Kentucky hasn't changed in 50 years 84 WHAS 
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RITTE'S CORNER IN LATONIA TO UNDERGO UTILITY WORK
From the City of Covington:
Beginning August 12 at midnight until
August 13 at 8:00 am (Sunday night/Monday morning) Lonkard Construction will be tying in the new water main at Ritte's corner. All of the saw cutting necessary for this work has been completed and they will try to keep the noise to a minimum. The work will be done at this unusual time to avoid the traffic at this busy intersection.
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WALK SCORE DOESN'T CAPTURE "WALK APPEAL"
The River City News discussed Covington's walk score back in April (SEE: Covington Scores Mixed For Walkability) and the conversation that followed cast doubt on "walk score". Here is more doubt:
But over the four days I spent in Solana Beach, I found myself bumping up against the limits of Walk Score’s calculations again and again. For starters: The first place listed under "groceries" was indeed just across a parking lot from the hotel, but it turned out to be a dingy market that sold mostly booze. I picked up a half-gallon of milk and some Corn Flakes, but there wasn’t much else there I wanted to touch -- certainly not the very sad-looking boiled eggs and plastic-wrapped bagels in the cooler by the register.
I love walking in Covington. There's always something new to look at that may have gone unnoticed before. What do you think?
Full story: The Atlantic Cities 
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Walking in Mainstrasse
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TURNS OUT, BEAR TOURISM -- NOT SUCH A GREAT IDEA
Or so one Kentucky county is learning:
“And so the idea is, that they can come here and have a safe family outing…a recreational experience, and maybe see a bear,” said Tom Blount, a ranger with the U.S. Parks Service in Stearns. But some people have been known to take their curiosity a bit too far. “If somebody is feeding them intentionally, then bears then associate human food and humans with something that isn’t natural,” said Blount.
Already several Kentucky campgrounds have closed because of bear sightings. 
Full story: WYMT 
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KENTUCKY HEADLINE OF THE DAY
"Angry mom hurls pigs feet through market window"
Want the story behind the headline? Click: Herald-Leader 
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ANOTHER PROUD MOMENT FOR KENTUCKY!
Some poor bastard in the Commonwealth got his car put on blast on the website White Trash Repairs in a post titled "New Way to Display Your License Plate". You're gonna want to see it: White Trash Repairs 
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VP JOE BIDEN'S eBAY FEEDBACK RATING DROPS BELOW 35%
LOL:
"Poor packaging, pages torn, and item routed through Tijuana and delayed more than four months!!!" read the angry feedback for VINTAGE CALENDAR OF BORIS VALLEJO EROTIC FANTASY ART, which was listed alongside items such as used kamikaze bandanas and bottles of pheromone cologne.
Full story: The Onion (satire)

Thursday, August 2, 2012

NEWS ROUND-UP -- THURSDAY EVENING 2 AUGUST

THE RIVER CITY NEWS MORE COVINGTON NEWS THAN ANY OTHER SOURCE
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by Michael Monks 
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MAN SHOT ON SCOTT BOULEVARD THURSDAY AFTERNOON
Police were flagged down on the 1500 block of Scott Boulevard Thursday afternoon by a man who claimed to have been shot by two unknown men. The man suffered a gunshot wound to his left arm. The victim's name was not released and no arrests have been made but Covington Police will offer an update to The River City News if anything further develops.
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SCHOOL BOARD MEMBER RESIGNS, MOVES OUT OF DISTRICT
Covington School Board Member Denise Varney resigns her seat and is moving her family to Fort Mitchell. "I feel it is in the best interest of my children to be somewhere else and in the best interest of my family regarding recent events."
Full story: The River City News 
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KY SEES HIGHEST RISE IN UNEMPLOYMENT APPLICATIONS IN NATION
From WKYT:
The Labor Department says weekly applications increased by 8,000 to a seasonally adjusted 365,000. The four-week average, a less volatile measure, fell for the sixth straight week to 365,500, the lowest since March 31.
From the State-Journal:
State with the biggest increase:
Kentucky: Up 4,073, no reason given
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PRIVATE EMS SERVICE SUSPENDED IN EASTERN KENTUCKY
Things aren't going well for the eastern Kentucky counties that opted for private EMS service:
Officials with the Kentucky Board of EMS say they have issued an order of temporary suspension against Questcare EMS.
Questcare has been scrutinized by some emergency management directors across the coverage area for slow response times and by former employees who say their equipment was not adequate.
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"After reviewing the evidence in an investigation of Questcare EMS the Kentucky Board of Emergency Medical Services (KBEMS) Temporary Suspension Panel determined due to major deficiencies found systemwide an Order of Immediate Temporary Suspension was necessary to protect the public’s health, safety and welfare."
Full story: WYMT 
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COVINGTON COULD DROP TO 6TH LARGEST CITY IN KY
Could there soon be yet another consolidated city-county government in the Commonwealth? A group is pushing for it in western Kentucky by launching a new website:
The website, paducahmccrackenunited.org, includes an explanation of the Charter County Government document. All registered McCracken County voters will be able to vote on the issue in the general election on Nov. 6.

The organization says the website gives the community access to information about the proposed merger. It features a video and several articles about other communities with merged governments.
Full story: WPSD 
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According to the newly launched website a merger between Paducah and McCracken County will be voted on in November and if approved would make the city Kentucky's third largest (a jump from its current position of fifteenth largest) knocking Covington down to number six.
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LOCAL OWNERSHIP MAKES CITIES HEALTHIER, WEALTHIER, WISER
Hat tip to Renaissance Covington for this article:
A study recently published in the Cambridge Journal of Regions, Economy and Society, for example, found that people who live in communities where small, locally owned businesses are the norm are healthier than those who live in places where large corporations predominate. “We find that counties with a vibrant small-business sector have lower rates of mortality and a lower prevalence of obesity and diabetes,” conclude the study’s authors, Troy Blanchard, Charles Tolbert, and Carson Mencken.
They surmise that a high degree of local ownership improves a community’s “collective efficacy” — the capacity of its residents to act together for mutual benefit, to solve problems, and to further local goals. Previous research has identified a strong relationship between collective efficacy and population health, because high-functioning communities tend to build initiatives and infrastructure that foster healthier choices and prevent disease.
Full story: Institute for Local Self-Reliance 
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QUICKIES
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Local firm that lobbies for Brent Spence Bridge and other local issues, Strategic Advisers, hits growth spurt Cincinnati Enquirer 
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GOP committee endorses Massie in NKY Congressional special election cn|2 
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Child left in hot car at KY Walmart, mother charged WBKO 
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Editorial: Coal wins, Earth loses State-Journal 
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Feds want Kentucky to start charging coal industry more for cleaning up mines Herald-Leader 
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Secretary of State Allison Lundergan Grimes continues tornado relief efforts press release 
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KY youth advocate says state gets A+ for kids health this year cn|2 
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It's National Immunization Awareness Month! press release 
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Kentucky Arts Council seeks schools to participate in Poetry Out Loud press release 
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DON'T MISS THURSDAY MORNING'S NEWS!
Hundreds of new residents will start their move to Covington's Eastside next spring; Could Downtown Covington support a boutique hotel? That topic will be explored tonight; Plus, a busy Covington weekend starts today with the World's Longest Yard Sale. Click it.
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COVINGTON REPRESENTED IN 40 UNDER 40 LIST BY BUSINESS COURIER
The Cincinnati Business Courier released its annual "40 under 40" list and a few recognizable faces made the list, including resident Todd Duesing who is the director of operations at the Aronoff Center for the Arts, played an integral role in landing the World Choir Games in Cincinnati, and who also serves on the board of Covington Partners. 
See the full list: Business Courier 
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KENTUCKY IDIOT OF THE DAY
This story starts in a jail and includes this nugget:
Miracle ended up in the hospital where an initial X-ray showed the pill bottle in her stomach. In a follow-up X-Ray, the bottle was no longer visible.
Want to know what that's all about? Click: WKYT 
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GOV BESHEAR VISITS GRAVES OF KY SOLDIERS KILLED IN FRANCE
From the Governor's office:
Governor Steve Beshear and First Lady Jane Beshear planted flags at the gravesites of fallen Kentucky service members today during a visit to Omaha Beach, the site of the American and Allied D-Day attack against Germany on June 6, 1944, during World War II.

“Today, we visited the American Cemetery at Omaha Beach with President Laurent Beauvais of Basse-Normandie Regional Council, and we participated in a wreath-laying ceremony at the memorial there. Jane and I also placed Kentucky flags at the graves of several Kentuckians,” said Gov. Beshear. “We walked the beach where thousands of Americans were killed fighting to liberate Europe. This place has special meaning to every American. Being a veteran myself, it was a very emotional moment for me as taps was played to honor the dead." 
Gov. Beshear is continuing his economic development trip, with meetings in Germany and France to showcase Kentucky’s business-friendly climate and strengthen existing ties with European companies already operating facilities in the Commonwealth. 
The Governor and First Lady are in Normandy as part of an American delegation in support of the Alltech FEI World Equestrian Games 2014, which will be held there. The delegation will meet with economic and tourism development officials in preparation for the upcoming competition.
Image from the Governor's Office
To see more photos of the Beshears' visit to Normandy, click here
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2001 DERBY WINNER MONARCHOS RECOVERING FROM COLIC SURGERY
Get better, dude:

Kentucky Derby (gr. I) winner and successful stallion was rushed to Hagyard Equine Medical Institute in Lexington for emergency colic surgery the evening of July 31, it was announced Aug. 2 by Charles Nuckols III of Nuckols Farm.
Full story: The Blood-Horse 
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If you don't remember Monarchos and the 2001 Kentucky Derby, the horse nearly beat Secretariat's all-time race record. Watch this now:
"The opening half mile is the fastest in Derby history!"
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KENTUCKY BOURBON CHART
Another fun image shared by those Kick-Ass Kentuckians at Kentucky for Kentucky. It's for sale here.
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WHAT WE HAVE TO LOOK FWD TO WHEN BISHOP'S MANSION IS GONE? 
Headline from The Onion:

Argument Between Employees Shatters Illusion Of Professionalism Traditionally Associated With Walgreens

Full story: The Onion (satire)

Wednesday, June 20, 2012

NEWS ROUND-UP -- WEDNESDAY EVENING 20 JUNE

THE RIVER CITY NEWS MORE COVINGTON NEWS THAN ANY OTHER SOURCE
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by Michael Monks 
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LAYING OFF PUBLIC EMPLOYEES HURTING THE ECONOMY?
As departments within the City of Covington consider the possibility of more layoffs in the coming days, a report from The New York Times indicates that the nation's economic recovery may be slowed by the purging of public employees: 
So while the federal government has grown a little since the recession, and many states have recently begun to add a few jobs, local governments are making new cuts that outweigh those gains. More than a quarter of municipal governments are planning layoffs this year, according to a survey by the Center for State and Local Government Excellence. They are being squeezed not only by declining federal and state support, but by their devastated property tax base.
“The unfortunate reality is our revenue streams have not rebounded,” said Timothy R. Hacker, the city manager of North Las Vegas, which has cut its work force to 1,300 from 2,300 and is about to lay off 130 more. “Shaking this recession is becoming increasingly difficult.” 
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If governments still employed the same percentage of the work force as they did in 2009, the unemployment rate would be a percentage point lower, according to an analysis by Moody’s Analytics. At the pace so far this year, layoffs will siphon off $15 billion in spending power. Yale economists have said that if state and local governments had followed the pattern of previous recessions, they would have added at least 1.4 million jobs. 
The New York Times 
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The Center for State and Local Government Excellence reports: 
More than half of state and local governments still have a pay freeze and are adjusting retirement and health care benefits. At the same time, the pace of layoffs has slowed with 28 percent reporting layoffs this year compared with 40 percent last year. 
Read the full analysis by clicking here
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The City of Covington has asked for $500,000 (or possibly more) in cuts from police and fire budgets and massive cuts in other departments as well which will likely to lead to the elimination of several positions. Read that earlier report at the link below. 
Questions and Uncertainty at City Hall as Budget Vote Looms 
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SEE ALSO: Home ownership may not be the answer to the nation's economic woes after all The Atlantic Cities 
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DON'T MISS THIS MORNING'S NEWS
More on why the City of Covington may be changing the way code enforcement exists in the city; World Choir Games concert is coming to Mainstrasse; Plus, a KY traffic sign is hijacked to read "Honk if you're...What?!" Click it. 
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LATONIA WATERPARK AND SPRAY PARK CLOSED INDEFINITELY
In another blow to Covington's summer recreation opportunities, the City notified the media Wednesday afternoon that the waterpark/spray park in Latonia is closed: 
The Covington Waterpark/Spraypark in Latonia is closed due to operational issues. We regret this inconvenience. The length of time it will be closed will be determined once investigations into the issues are conducted. We will send a notification once that information is available. 
Covington recreation director Natalie Gardner tells The River City News via email: 
About the waterpark, our staff noticed an unusual amount of water was being lost.  We suspect that the large recharge line that feeds the pool has a leak.  The waterpark is constructed on a landfill and over time the decomposition will create settlement issues for decades after a landfill closure.  The recharge line carries a large amount of weight and would be the first line to experience problems.  Right now we are investigating to see if we can locate the leaks, so we are unsure the severity and how long it will need to be closed. 
That leaves only Randolph Park Pool in the Eastside and Goebel Pool in Mainstrasse available to the public. Gus Sheehan Pool in Botany Hills was closed for good earlier this year because of the high cost to repair and upgrade it.
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NEWPORT VS BELLEVUE IN TEEN ON TEEN FIGHT
Awful. Via WKRC

$75,000 AWARDED TO GATEWAY COLLEGE FROM DUKE ENERGY FOUNDATION
As part of its urban revitalization efforts, Duke Energy handed out $125,000 to three entities Wednesday, including $75,000 for the Gateway Community & Technical College Foundation and $25,000 for Legacy Young Professionals: 
“While each of these organizations has a unique mission, they all rally around three common, profound goals: sustain the core of our communities, reduce blight in neighborhoods and produce something new out of something old,” Duke Energy Ohio and Kentucky President Julie Janson said. 
Business Courier
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SEE ALSO: Gateway students and staff team up to fight cancer press release
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DEMOCRAT LAUNCHES FIRST COMMERCIAL IN NKY CONGRESSIONAL RACE
From Williamstown attorney Bill Adkins (D) who faces Lewis County Judge-Executive Thomas Massie (R) in November: 


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Said Adkins in a news release, “Voters in the 4th District need to know the truth about Thomas Massie. His broken promises and failings as a 1 ½ year Lewis County judge-executive, his radical positions and association with out-of-state Texas SuperPAC money are all fair game in this election.” 
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The Massie campaign responded to the commercial through its campaign chair, failed Tea Party gubernatorial candidate Phil Moffett, in an interview with Bluegrass Politics
Phil Moffett, campaign chair for Massie, said Massie won the primary election in May because “he was the best candidate and he will win the general election in November because he’s the best candidate.” 
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QUICKIES
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Groups helps Democrat and Republican women get elected in Kentucky cn|2 
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Commonwealth of Kentucky to county its horses WFPL  
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Two historic Lexington homes crumbling (one is condemned) due to neglect... sound familiar? Herald-Leader  
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The Republican US Chamber of Commerce says Kentucky's higher education system needs fixin' WFPL  
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Did Reds pitcher Aroldis Chapman's girlfriend lie about being tied up in a Pittsburgh hotel room? WLWT  
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Archaeologists hope to find remnants of original fort at Boonesborough Herald-Leader  
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KENTUCKY WOMAN GLUED TO BATHROOM SEAT AT WALMART
Is that a Kentucky headline, or what?
Monticello city officials said the woman went to use the store's bathroom when she realized she was stuck to the toilet seat. It was later determined the seat was covered in Super Glue. 
CNN via WCPO
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WHY DOES A LEXINGTON NEIGHBORHOOD SMELL LIKE... POO?
A mixture for plants that included manure made for a steamy hot smelly mess, particularly on this hot day: 

"It was almost unbearable," he said Tuesday afternoon. "You can't plan anything — we don't want friends over."Coldstream Court resident Nancy Jo Kemper said the foul smell made her sick to her stomach when she was in her yard."It was awful," she said. "It seeped through the windows and doors. ... It smells like a pig farm." 
Herald-Leader/Karla Ward
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COVINGTON SHOP OWNER ON WHAT TO WEAR THIS SUMMER
Jerod Theobald, owner of flow - a shop for men on Scott Boulevard writes his monthly column for Cincinnati Profile: 
The truth is, most men don’t think twice about what they put on before they set out to enjoy the days of summer. Sure, a man doesn’t have to be on point to cut the grass, lay down mulch, or work under the hood of his car – but he should make an effort to look his best before heading out on a date or off to an outdoor wedding. A little effort (and adhering to the suggestions below) will go a long way to ensure you look cool and stay cool all summer long. 
For Jerod's tips on what guys should wear this summer to weddings, on dates, to concerts and other outdoor events, click the link below. 
Cincinnati Profile
Jerod Theobald
Check out flow - a shop for men on Facebook here.
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UK'S 1996 CHAMPIONSHIP TEAM TO REUNITE
One of the greatest teams in college basketball history is getting back together. Herald-Leader 
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But it's not just to hang out... the team is helping out the Derek Anderson foundation as the former 'Cat great launches a new bottled water Click Here 
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KY High School Basketball Team Grows Flat Tops

More evidence that UK fans are the craziest... Members of the Marshall County High School boys basketball team have cut their hair in honors of incoming UK freshman Nerlens Noel and his now famous 'do. Check out the photo here 
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KORAN KOUNTRY OPENS IN KENTUCKY WITH INCENTIVES FROM BESHEAR
LMAO: 

Gov. Steve Beshear attended the ribbon-cutting ceremony Monday for the opening of Koran Kountry, the radical Islamic theme park that could receive up to $75 million in tax incentives from the state.
“We are excited to be here for the grand opening of Koran Kountry,” Beshear said. “This park will bring almost 1,000 jobs to this region and give a vital boost to our economy, with millions of tourists visiting the commonwealth.”
The controversial park is the creation of Answers in Koran, LLC, who seek to bring visitors to the “family-friendly attraction that celebrates the truth of the Koran, and the power of the global jihadist movement to liberate Muslims from the oppression of the infidels and Jews. We also have roller coasters.” 
If you feel like wetting yourself from laughter, read the whole thing at the link. (Satire, obviously)
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No, but seriously... Can you imagine if someone wanted to open Koran Kountry in Kentucky? Would it be met with the same lavish tax incentives that the Creation Museum's "Ark Encounter" has been? What do you think? 
Welcome to Koran Kountry, y'all!
Read more here: http://www.kentucky.com/2012/06/19/2230839/smell-of-manure-plagues-gainesway.html#storylink=cpy